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My Shiny Teeth and Me by Chip Skylark
(Source: fapitalism)
- friend: i miss my boyfriend
- me: so do i
- friend: he calls me princess
- me: he calls me fan
- me: sometimes fans like plural
- me: so he'll be like "I love my fans!" and I'm like I love you too boo.
- friend:








