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My Shiny Teeth and Me by Chip Skylark

(Source: fapitalism)

• friend: i miss my boyfriend
• me: so do i
• friend: he calls me princess
• me: he calls me fan
• me: sometimes fans like plural
• me: so he'll be like "I love my fans!" and I'm like I love you too boo.
• friend: